On my way to and from work every day, I pass this stupid pet store that has a sign out front on which is advertised the different types of dogs for sale. The list changes frequently and lately I’ve been noticing a lot of what is called “designer dogs” for sale. I like to describe these designer dogs as canine hybrids: someone had the brilliant idea to mate a pug and a beagle because, oh wouldn’t those puppies be so cute? And then the puggle was born. Another popular one is the labradoodle, which I think is much cuter than a puggle but I would never buy one because that would mean I would be helping to keep a scumbag breeder or pet store owner in business. Instead, I opt to rescue strays - mutts - from the streets. My dog, Soprano, is not going to be winning any doggie beauty contests any time soon, but I still think he’s adorable and lovable. So today as I passed this pet store, I thought, I’m going to come up with a cutesy dog breed name so when someone asks me what kind of dog Soprano is, I have an answer other than, “Oh, he’s a cross between a black lab and some kind of terrier.” Instead, I am now the proud owner of a black terrador.