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BURN! Southsiders Avert Your Eyes

Thursday, April 28th, 2005

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in Milwaukee and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she’s a Brewers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Brewers fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: “Mary, why didn’t you raise your hand?”

“Because I’m not a Brewers fan,” she replied.

The teacher asked: “Well, if you’re not a Brewers fan, then who do you support?”

“I’m a Cubs fan, and proud of it,” Mary replied.

The teacher was surprised. “Well Mary, might you explain why are you a Cubs fan?”

“Because my Mom and Dad are from Chicago and my Mom is a Cubs fan and my dad is a Cubs fan, so I’m a Cubs fan too!”

“Well,” said the teacher, annoyed, “that’s no reason for you to be a Cubs fan. You don’t have to be just like your parents all of the time.

“What if your Mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?”

Mary said, “I’d be a White Sox fan.”

Courtesy of fellow Cubs fan, Ron Regan

Don’t drop your Kate Spade, A-Rod

Wednesday, April 27th, 2005

Seeing this picture was a great way to start my morning! This is guffaw-worthy!

Courtesy of fellow Cubs fan & work buddy, Eric Johansen.

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What’s a Cheesehead to do?

Tuesday, April 26th, 2005
This is quite the dilemma.... I actually think it's pretty funny. Hee hee....

Fear, fear go away

Monday, April 25th, 2005
Yesterday I was thinking about my Kilimanjaro trip and I started to get really nervous. Not about actually climbing the mountain but about flying into Kenya by myself and trying to find my way around before meeting up with ... [Continue reading this entry]

Horrible Hawkins

Saturday, April 23rd, 2005
Dear Dusty, But when are you and Mr. Hendry going to get together and finally rid the Cubs of LaTroy Hawkins??? How many games does Hawkins have to singlehandedly blow before he's finally shipped out of town? Hawkins does ... [Continue reading this entry]

You know you’re Italian…

Friday, April 22nd, 2005
My friend David sent me this email yesterday, the popular and many-times-forwarded "You know you're Italian when..." We have all seen this email a hundred times, I'm sure, but it is still quite funny. I am most entertained ... [Continue reading this entry]

New Year’s in Europe

Wednesday, April 20th, 2005
It is never too early to make plans for New Year's Eve. I already know what I'll be doing to ring in 2006, but this deal is too good not to share: for as little as ... [Continue reading this entry]

“White smoke, black past”

Wednesday, April 20th, 2005
Breakdown of our newest Pope: He was a member of Hitler Youth, a Nazi youth movement. He is a conservative on the issue of homosexuality. He does not believe in the ordination of women. He will not work toward lifting the celibacy requirement for ... [Continue reading this entry]

Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005
is now Pope Benedict XVI. Uh oh, a conservative Pope. No likey. Isn't it time the Catholic Church made some changes to include, not exclude, Catholic people who are more liberally minded? I thought for sure we'd have ... [Continue reading this entry]

One content canine

Tuesday, April 19th, 2005
The weather here the last two days has been absolutely glorious. Clear blue skies, warm breezes, temperatures right around 80 degrees. Perfect. It's hard for me to justify keeping Soprano in the house when it's so nice ... [Continue reading this entry]